fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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