No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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