Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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