cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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