who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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