You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
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I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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