his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
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Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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