K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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