Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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