So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
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The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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