Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
try to milk me bitch
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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