i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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