it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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