You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
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He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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