I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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