he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
where are you?
Hypothermia
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
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Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
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