He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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