I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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