Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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