I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Randomize
