but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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