So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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