In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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