Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
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For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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