Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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