this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
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The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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