But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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