I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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