doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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