What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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