Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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