is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
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hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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