It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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