I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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