I wannas sexs uuuuu
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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