I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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