I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
