Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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