You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
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Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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