She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
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