he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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