the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
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there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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