we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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