She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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