my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
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