i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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