sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
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Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
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Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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