He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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