yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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