Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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