we have officially lost it.
he thought i was a dude.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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