Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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