you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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