last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
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I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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