Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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